A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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