Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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