I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize