she was so not down for the gang bang
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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