escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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