What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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