I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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