We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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