yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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