Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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