i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
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she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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