You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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