return my video game
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize