I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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