Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
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i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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