Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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