Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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