Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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