ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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