Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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