i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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