weddingsv make me drug and hornr
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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