Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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