I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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