my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize