Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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