Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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