Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
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Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
my liver is dry heaving
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