i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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