Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
where are my eyebrows?
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