This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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