Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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