For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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