i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
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I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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