You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Randomize