Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
he wants to bone in the snuggie
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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