at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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