the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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