If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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