We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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