it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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