When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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