I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
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I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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