I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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