Who did Billy Mays play for?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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