I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Dicks are not precious.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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