awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
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He had one of those small greek statue penises
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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