Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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