clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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