dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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